Words Spelled Incorrectly on the Final Exam for Western Civilization II with M. Morras, Paired with Their Most Probable Meanings
1) Saitn Benedict = or, did she mean... Satan Benedict?
2) teh = a commonly misspelled world in M.Morras' Xanga, the emergence of which suggests that maybe M.Morras isn't as over Jerome as she says she is, evn tho he nvr txtd h3r back & she has AIMed h1m lyke 40 timezzzZZZzzz & he totally iz her FB frnd and it wld just take lyke, 2 secs 4 him 2 hollah @ her if he wantd, esp cuz sh3 rly thought thy had a conexin talking bout MeDiEvAl StAiN3d GlAsSsSsS DePiCtiOnSsS O cHriSt & she cant beleve he wld do dis 2 her!!!!!!!!!!!!
... Admittedly, "teh" is much less endearing of a typo when written in sad-black-exam-Helvetica vs. neon green Curlz.
3) mena = manna, you know, the bread of the JEWS [POINT VIGOROUSLY AT MICHELLE BENTSMAN]
4) penomen = clearly she meant penmen.
5) ti = Tricky one, as I feel like perhaps it wasn't a typo at all, and M.Morras just jams to TI as she types up exams on Satan Benedict and the other manna-loving penmen of the 13th century courts of Acquitaine, gets distracted by the beat, and thus accidentally includes her boo TI's name on our exam. Also: more proof M.Morras is a thug.
... FYI, if I substitute the last 3 the misspelled words with their most likely accurately-spelled substitutes, question #3 on our exam reads:
"What does courtly love manna? What kind of penmen was TI?"
Yeahhhhh, I got this one.And, to conclude, my personal favorite M.Morras misspelled word, just because it's, you know, part of the name of the course and all, and was actually spelled correctly in the header of the exam:
6) Cicvilization = obvs. a long-lost Don Jim-ism referring to the cyclical nature of cultural ethics and social mores within world civilizations. Or something. Also: maybe she just doesn't have spellcheck... Real talk.
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